WEEK ONE RESULTS
1. Grant Hilliard - 11 *
Greg Hilliard - 11 *
3. Dr. Don Klassen - 9
Jeff Hoeppner - 9
Steve Krecklo - 9
Mark Klassen - 9
7. Andrea Coulling/Jonathan Hildebrand - 8
Greg Loeppky - 8
Cheryl Koop - 8
10. Chris Friesen - 7
Blair Morton - 7
Zak Jarosz - 7
Myron Dyck - 7
Cindy Hiebrt - 7
15. Kevin Hilliard - 6
Ron Koop - 6
17. Matthew Winter - 5
David Sawatzky (El Presidente) - 5
19. Dan Roberts (Defending Champ) - 4
20. Jarrid Yates - 3
* - denotes perfect week (one bonus point)
+ - denotes number of four-point weeks used
posted by El Presidente at 10:55 PM
3 Comments:
Ahh, another season in the Super-Happy-Fun CFL Pool begins. Unfortunately, I find myself stuck near the back end of the standings (thanks to the pathetic play of Saskatchewan and Edmonton). At least I can count on the Bombers this year. They were considerate enough to refuse to improve their team over the off-season, giving us an easy team to bet against. Remember that old saying about death and taxes being the only sure things in life? Well, this year you can add the Bombers to that list.
Now on to some more positive things...
So how about those Argos? Eh? Come on, I know you folks out west secretly love Toronto. What's not to love? (That's a rhetorical question, El Presidente. Do not feel like you need to respond.)
Anyway, I think it's going to be a good year in the CFL and a Super-Happy Fun year in the pool. It's good to see some new names in the Pool. I'm hoping for some good chatter on the blog. If you're new and you don't know who to attack, here's a short list of possible candidates:
Mark "the Czar" Klassen: Former head of the pool. Just make references to the fact that he used to rig the points in the pool to help members of his immediate family. (He NEVER gets tired of that.)
Myron "the Duke" Dyck (a.k.a. El Duque): He's a greedy teacher in Altona, Manitoba. (Yep, they now have schools there!) Any general insult is good. If he mentions anything about having sat on my head, he's definitely lying.
David "El Presidente" Sawatzky (a.k.a. Swatter): Because he runs the show here, you really want to accuse him of rigging the points (see my earlier comments regarding the Czar). It's hard to do though seeing as he's always languishing at the bottom of the pool.
Well, that should get you started. If you need some help, let me know. Oh, and for some strange reason, people like to call me out and take me on. I don't know why. Apparently they don't go for my brand of humility and innoncence.
Signed,
The Koop
oh, the koop! he is fun and funny (and occasionally cool).
good to see you started off the year with a bang (or bong...)
speaking og which... when is 'hot-box night' at the skydome, or whatever they call it now (it still loses tons of $$$ b/c unless there is a winner inside, the people of "the universe" aren't showing up.
looking forward to that night... to bad we let go of ontarrio 'slimfast' smith ... could have been a gooder ... marley, chips and a whole lot of giggling!
czar
Grant, how many blogger accounts do you have here?! Don't get me wrong - I like your sneakiness. It reminds me of the Argos offence: Are they going to attack on the ground or in the air? It's impossible to tell.
Anyway, congratulations to you and your (good) son on the impressive start to the season. There must be something to that salty sea air. The challenge will be to see if you can hold the lead. Look out, I'm on your tail... okay, not quite, but just you wait.
And what's with last year's grand champion, Dan Roberts? He may be the returning Pool champion and he's certainly a master of the electric bass gee-tar, but what's with choosing the Bombers to win? I think he may have been hitting the rock'n'roll a little too hard in the off season, if you know what I mean.
As for the rest of you bozos, you'll get yours yet.
Count on it.
Signed,
The Koop.
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