WEEK NINE RESULTS
BEFORE WE GET TO THIS WEEK'S STATS I'LL PASS ALONG A FEW PHOTOS SENT IN BY DEVOTED POOLIE GRANT HILLIARD. TAKEN AT THE JULY 8TH GAME BETWEEN THE BOMBERS AND ARGOS IT FEATURES THREE POOLIES...KOOPIE (THE GUY WITH THE ARGOS HAT), KEVIN HILLIARD (THE GUY WITH THE (?) SACRAMENTO GOLDMINERS SHIRT), AND DAN ROBERTS (THE GUY WONDERING "HOW DID I GET STUCK WITH THESE TWO?") THE ACTION SHOTS CLEARLY SHOW THE POTENT BOMBER OFFENCE DISMANTLING THE HAPLESS TORONTO DEFENCE. AHHH...KEVIN GLENN. WE BARELY KNEW YE'!.
THANKS FOR THE PHOTOS GRANT AND ANYONE ELSE, SEND 'EM OVER.
BEFORE WE GET TO THIS WEEK'S STATS I'LL PASS ALONG A FEW PHOTOS SENT IN BY DEVOTED POOLIE GRANT HILLIARD. TAKEN AT THE JULY 8TH GAME BETWEEN THE BOMBERS AND ARGOS IT FEATURES THREE POOLIES...KOOPIE (THE GUY WITH THE ARGOS HAT), KEVIN HILLIARD (THE GUY WITH THE (?) SACRAMENTO GOLDMINERS SHIRT), AND DAN ROBERTS (THE GUY WONDERING "HOW DID I GET STUCK WITH THESE TWO?") THE ACTION SHOTS CLEARLY SHOW THE POTENT BOMBER OFFENCE DISMANTLING THE HAPLESS TORONTO DEFENCE. AHHH...KEVIN GLENN. WE BARELY KNEW YE'!.
THANKS FOR THE PHOTOS GRANT AND ANYONE ELSE, SEND 'EM OVER.
1. CINDY HIEBERT - 67 (5) ***+
2. GRANT HILLIARD - 65 (4) **++
3. THE NEW DEMONCATS - 60 (6) **+
4. MARK KLASSEN - 58 (7) *
5. EL PRESIDENTE - 57 (3) **+
6. CHERYL KOOP - 54 (6) **
7. DR. DON KLASSEN - 53 (3) +
GREG LOEPPKY - 53 (6) +
9. MYRON DYCK - 52 (1) **
DAN ROBERTS - 52 (4) **+
11. CHRIS FRIESEN - 50 (3) *+
12. BLAIR MORTON - 49 (5) +
ZAK JAROSZ - 49 (8) ++
14. GREG HILLIARD - 46 (3) **+
JEFF HOEPPNER - 46 (2) *
16. KEVIN HILLIARD - 45 (3) +
17. MATTHEW WINTER - 43 (1) *
18. RON KOOP - 42 (10) +S
19. STEVE KRECKLO - 41 (8) +
20. JARRID YATES - 39 (6) S
21. SEAN FAGAN - 31 (8) ++S
* - PERFECT WEEK
+ - FOUR-POINT WEEKS USED (3 MAX.)
S - 5-POINT SUICIDE WEEK USED (1 ONLY)
posted by El Presidente at 9:50 AM
6 Comments:
Look out! Here comes the Koop!! Like the Argos, I'm just starting my mid-season climb to the top of the standings. Next stop: Altona - as in, Atlona, the home of El Duque and El Presidente, the two stooges that I'll be passing in the next couple of weeks. (If it wasn't for those Montreal bozos I'd be past the Duke by now and closing in on El Presidente.).
By the way El Duque, where did you find your one point this week? Did you smarten up and bet on the Argos? Good for you, buddy.
Signed,
The "Mr. Ten Points This Week" Koop
Zak, don't you know by now that all my post-game manoeuvring is either rolling or crawling, depending on the direction and incline! Climbing (like running) is for chumps and cowards. (Crawling, on the other hand, is a respectable mode of transportation.)
I can't believe you're turning your back on the 2006 Team of Destiny, YOUR Toronto Agronauts. Just for that, you're next on my list of people to pass!
It's on!!
Signed,
The Koop.
Koopie...and poor ol' Zak...don't you know any better? This Pool is DESTINED to be won by Manitobans! And just to show we're nice, we even let a Manitoban trapped in T.O. win it last year!
So put away your petty bickering, get drunk on $8 beers at the 'Dome and settle in for a long, pathetic season at the bottom.
Sincerely,
Your omnipotent ruler,
El Presidente
Dan Roberts a Manitoban? Not anymore my friend. (He even cheers for the Leafs!) And really he's only trapped in Toronto because he and his band got chased out of Winnipeg last time they showed up at the Folk Festival and they won't let him back!
Signed,
The Koop.
The Leafs are just a bad flashback...he's slightly confused with the beautiful blue uniforms of his beloved Winnipeg Jets! Right Dan? Can't you just hear Van Halen's "Jump" blasting through the old barn as Dale and the boys hit the ice?
Well Grant, I think El Presidente's posting on this very thread is an open admission of his guilt in rigging the standings for Manitobans (and Mr. Toronto, Dan Roberts), putting them in a position for victory.
You know, I've never felt so sad and lonely to be here in the Centre of the Universe. I mean, what if El Presidente (like the Czar's regime of terror before him) really is rigging the points and thereby shutting out us poor people out here? What would I do without the Super-Happy-Fun CFL Pool championship title?
Sure, I still live in the largest city in Canada... And yeah, it's the centre of culture, art and music... Okay, and the economic engine... Alright, and the only city in Canada with sports teams in all the major North American sports leagues... (And no, I didn't forget about that OTHER football league in America. That league's not worth our time.) ... Anyway, can a man like myself be happy here in the Centre of the Universe knowing that he doesn't have a shot at the title in the pool?
It's a question that I'll have to meditate on in the next few days. (I like to take the elevator up to the top of the CN Tower and get my think on once in a while.)
Signed,
The Koop.
P.S. to Grant: Montreal vs. Toronto = upset of the year. You read it here first.
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