WEEK TEN RESULTS
ANOTHER SHORT WEEK IN THE NEW CFL (AS ARE THREE OF THE NEXT FOUR) AND THE END OF WEEK TEN OFFICIALLY MARKS THE MIDWAY POINT OF THE SEASON. THE FRONT RUNNERS KEEP DISTANCING THEMSELVES FROM THE PACK BUT THE BATTLE IN THE MIDDLE IS HEATING UP. HERE ARE MY MID-SEASON MUSINGS:
WHY DO WE HAVE SO MANY ROCKSTARS IN THIS POOL?
NEVER WRITE-OFF DAMON ALLEN. AT LEAST NOT YET.
KOOPIE KEEPS TOSSING OUT THE WORDS BUT I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM EL DUQUE. HAS EL DUQUE BEEN SILENCED?
WHEN MILT STEGALL DIES HIS BODY SHOULD BE ENCASED IN GOLD AND PUT ON TOP OF THE MANITOBA LEGISLATURE (SORRY FRANCE).
PREDICTION: THERE WILL BE A ROOKIE CHAMPION THIS YEAR (SORRY DAN).
1. CINDY HIEBERT - 72 (5) ***+
2. GRANT HILLIARD - 70 (5) **++
3. THE NEW DEMONCATS - 63 (3) **+
4. EL PRESIDENTE - 59 (2) **+
5. MARK KLASSEN - 58 (0) *
6. CHERYL KOOP - 57 (3) **
7. ZAK JAROSZ - 56 (7) *++
DR. DON KLASSEN - 56 (3) +
9. DAN ROBERTS - 55 (3) **+
MYRON DYCK - 55 (3) **
GREG LOEPPKY - 55 (2) +
12. CHRIS FRIESEN - 53 (3) *+
13. BLAIR MORTON - 52 (3) +
14. GREG HILLIARD - 51 (5) **+
15. JEFF HOEPPNER - 49 (3) *
16. MATTHEW WINTER - 47 (4) *
KEVIN HILLIARD - 47 (2) +
18. STEVE KRECKLO - 46 (5) +
RON KOOP - 46 (4) +S
20. JARRID YATES - 40 (1) S
21. SEAN FAGAN - 31 (0) ++S
* - PERFECT WEEKS
+ - FOUR POINT WEEKS USED (MAX. 3)
S - FIVE-POINT SUICIDE WEEK USED (1 ONLY)
ANOTHER SHORT WEEK IN THE NEW CFL (AS ARE THREE OF THE NEXT FOUR) AND THE END OF WEEK TEN OFFICIALLY MARKS THE MIDWAY POINT OF THE SEASON. THE FRONT RUNNERS KEEP DISTANCING THEMSELVES FROM THE PACK BUT THE BATTLE IN THE MIDDLE IS HEATING UP. HERE ARE MY MID-SEASON MUSINGS:
WHY DO WE HAVE SO MANY ROCKSTARS IN THIS POOL?
NEVER WRITE-OFF DAMON ALLEN. AT LEAST NOT YET.
KOOPIE KEEPS TOSSING OUT THE WORDS BUT I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM EL DUQUE. HAS EL DUQUE BEEN SILENCED?
WHEN MILT STEGALL DIES HIS BODY SHOULD BE ENCASED IN GOLD AND PUT ON TOP OF THE MANITOBA LEGISLATURE (SORRY FRANCE).
PREDICTION: THERE WILL BE A ROOKIE CHAMPION THIS YEAR (SORRY DAN).
1. CINDY HIEBERT - 72 (5) ***+
2. GRANT HILLIARD - 70 (5) **++
3. THE NEW DEMONCATS - 63 (3) **+
4. EL PRESIDENTE - 59 (2) **+
5. MARK KLASSEN - 58 (0) *
6. CHERYL KOOP - 57 (3) **
7. ZAK JAROSZ - 56 (7) *++
DR. DON KLASSEN - 56 (3) +
9. DAN ROBERTS - 55 (3) **+
MYRON DYCK - 55 (3) **
GREG LOEPPKY - 55 (2) +
12. CHRIS FRIESEN - 53 (3) *+
13. BLAIR MORTON - 52 (3) +
14. GREG HILLIARD - 51 (5) **+
15. JEFF HOEPPNER - 49 (3) *
16. MATTHEW WINTER - 47 (4) *
KEVIN HILLIARD - 47 (2) +
18. STEVE KRECKLO - 46 (5) +
RON KOOP - 46 (4) +S
20. JARRID YATES - 40 (1) S
21. SEAN FAGAN - 31 (0) ++S
* - PERFECT WEEKS
+ - FOUR POINT WEEKS USED (MAX. 3)
S - FIVE-POINT SUICIDE WEEK USED (1 ONLY)
posted by El Presidente at 9:44 AM
3 Comments:
More rock stars and less Altona school teachers! My plan to take over the pool and have the Super-Happy-Fun CFL Pool World Headquarters moved to the Centre of the Universe has begun. First, I bring in all my musician friends - all of which are far more successful than I am. Then I talk them into the coup (or "Koop," if you will), followed by me begging them to let me be in charge seeing as their too busy on tour/polishing their gold records. It's fool-proof.. if only they would return my calls.
So what's happening for Grey Cup this year, Winnipeggers? Are there some poolies attending? I've been trying to get things rolling here but I'm coming up empty. (Stupid aforementioned music friends...) Surely there must be someone out there who wants to hang out with yours truly at the big game! (El Presidente: How's that for a prize in the pool? "Take Koopie to the Grey Cup." Sounds like a winner to me!)
Anyway, in the meantime let's hear it for the Toronto Argonauts. [crickets.] After next week they'll be in second place and the Eastern Division will be better for it.
That is all.
Signed,
The Koop
Hell yes, Grant. The Argos are on a roll. This week they'll walk all over Winnipeg and then they'll have two easy wins against Hamilton. (That should secure second place in the East.)
What do you have in store, Grant? Have you been talking to the press again?
AND TO THE REST OF YOU: What? No one wants to spend Grey Cup with the Koop? You don't have to put me up for the night - just put up with me for the night!
Signed,
The Koop.
Koopsie. Let the Jews and A-rabs take a lesson from this momentus gesture...I"LL GO TO THE GREY CUP WITH YOU!!!!!!
I'll even nod my head occasionally as you spew forth pithy anecdotes about Platinum Blonde and Honeymoon Suite or whomever the hell you hang out with these days.
Hell I'll even buy you beer...but I am expecting you to come home to the Big-A (Altona, that is)
What do ya' say Ole Buddy?
Mr Dee from 7 Cee!!
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